doesn’t think he’s nearly as bad as the Führer
Mason in Buffalo calls to brag about his past employment at Toys”R”Us. (Not really.) He and his co-workers used to entertain themselves by keeping track of the worst kids they saw in the store. They used a point system, and high-scorers often wore sweatpants, had shoes involving Velcro/lights, or were accompanied by a grandparent who was raising them. Tom compares Mason to Hitler for throwing these kids under the bus by speculating about their family dynamic and primary caregivers. Mason says it’s possible that the grandparent was enlisted for the shopping excursion because their mothers were in late-term pregnancies with a sibling. He admits to being a little judgmental, but he doesn’t think he’s nearly as bad as the Nazi Führer. Tom thinks he may be more like Jerry Falwell, but he wants to move forward.