Hitler’s brain
The only rational explanation for Miss Coulter’s existence is, like Hitler’s brain, some ancient evil has saved Blondi’s brain and placed it under the assumed name and body of Ann Coulter. German shepherds are smart dogs but not as smart as a person. She salivates at the first sign of evil then sends it to her editor. She’s been trained to sieg heil as opposed to shaking hands. The similarities are uncanny. Thus a new insult is born.