Archive for November, 2012

“fake Nazi accent”

Friday, November 9th, 2012

Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct. Apparently my “fake Nazi accent” is “offensive to our Jewish coworkers.” I’m German.


a little Hitler’s bunker

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

“It was a little Hitler’s bunker, wasn’t it?” Maher asked, before fantasizing about killing Rove with poison.

“I wanted to rush in with a cyanide capsule there. I thought he was going to say, ‘I don’t want to live in a world without national socialism. Okay, Mrs. Goebbels,'” he added.

Later, he speculated what aides were telling Romney as the polls were coming in.

“I think they were still saying ‘yes Mein Fuhrer, you still have twelve divisions on the eastern front’ — I mean, until they actually heard the artillery,” he said, comparing the Romney campaign to the final days of Hitler’s regime.

“I guess I should stop with the Hitler analogies,” he said.