Just Like Hitler

Trouble is, if he knew his way too well, I would manage to convince myself that he was Hugh Grant, Denzel Washington and Einstein all rolled into one. Except better. When he was actually more like Hitler, or Pauley Shore. So I ended up in some “relationships” that probably should have ended at how-do-you-do. And then, still reeling from the last ill-advised thing, I always intended that the next one wouldn’t go anywhere and then whoops - there I was again. Going out with Hitler.

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Does this make sensitivity training akin to Nazi Germany? No! That’s f**king ridiculous! And that was the point they were trying to make. They would show the sensitivty trainer saying something about how different people think differently and then they would show Hitler giving a speech. What is the commonality linking Hitler and sensitivity trainers?

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For example, China’s draconian prison policies should engender the biggest outrage for any thinking person or the grudging admiration of any closet Nazi.

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I accidently gave a July P&G Gillette Satin Care coupon instead of the new August one. The coupon nazi of a cashier couldn’t just hand it back like I had made an honest mistake, she made a huge deal out of me trying to swindle her with an expired.

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You know what really chaps my thighs? I mean really chaps ‘em? Like wearing nothing but chaps as you dangle from a rafter at a gay Nazi bullwhip session in a remote clapboard barn outside of Sturgis, South Dakota? Nevermind….

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What is the story with the parking nazi at the lot in Wayland Square (off Waterman past Wayland)?

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Looking to play some tennis, live in Brighton, not into organized nazi sports, just hit the courts and play for the hell of it.

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I just can’t get one simple thing: why those guys at major design studios think that a small car MUST look as hideous as a byproduct of some dark Nazi experiment in interbreeding a frog and a hedgehog?

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Bike Free Portland is mostly about Myra Walker’s disdain for other cyclists. Namely, the ones she calls “Bike Nazis”. Of course, it’s more than ironic that she applies the term “nazi” to freedom-loving cyclists when she wants everyone to conform to her belief system.

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The only real hard proof of what he actually thinks is in the two books he wrote, “Dreams from my Father” and “The Audacity of Hope” that read more like an American version of ‘Mein Kampf’; a tortured soul that sees and loathes what is America, an desires to change it completely.

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